https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6xDiPubxVU Get up on your feetBefore the night is through for you want missGet down to the beatPump it, stomp it, jam, trip on this!Get the party startedGet it on,…
Way back in 2010, my friend Kristen (who you may remember from the Hawk & Croc Vinylmation toys) drew this super-fun image of GIR from Invader Zim as Beast Boy…
This is a memory from 2001. It's absolutely amazing how angry people can get over four-dollar late fees. After two and a half years, I had been called every single…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF6yiaTlVa4 The Bridge is long nowI feel so burned outShe was rightThe echoes fade downThe silence so loudShe was rightHold meHold meIt's getting old10,000 knives and my back's getting oldIt's…
People who have known me for a long time know that I generally shorthand my opinion of Batman as, "I don't like Batman, except for The Animated Series." My actual…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-nFdacKmdI My buddy Wesley has just released his 96-page epic, THUNDERBEAST! You can get a physical copy from him by emailing wesgriff@hotmail.com and sending him $25 USD via Venmo. He…
https://youtu.be/6jehlXSr-x8 HeyNow just get inAnd close the doorAnd put your foot down You know, I like this suburb we're going throughAnd I've been around here many times beforeWhen I was…
The Great Quagmire is the big bad of the Hawk & Croc world, a literal demon from Hell. He's been defeated, but somehow keeps managing to come back. Have we…
You know Hawk. You've been to HawkAndCroc.com and read some of his stories, right? If not, what have you been doing here all month long? Anyways, it seems I draw…
Ms. Cox was a one-off character from the School Daze era, who was created as an excuse to make jokes filled with sexual innuendo. And then I brought her back…
The Octocado -- Who is half-octopus, half-avocado, and all-terrible -- Is one of Brandon's creations. And I still remember the very first time he mentioned the idea to me, something…