Never forget that there is a character named Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Puss-Filled, Malformed, Slug-For-A-Butt.
Not only is there a character named Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Puss-Filled, Malformed, Slug-For-A-Butt, her sister is literally named, “What’s-Her-Name.”
I mean, when you spend all that time naming one of your kids Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Puss-Filled, Malformed, Slug-For-A-Butt, “What’s-Her-Name” is pretty much the only option left, right?
Both of these characters appear in the Earthworm Jim video games, cartoons, and comics. They’re owned by Playmates or Shiny or Doug TenNapel, or something.
I love those games and characters. I wish their creator would stop being so full of hate.
